7/25/15 1:23 AM My brain is struggling. Thought I’d write out a blog post list of “Ten things I know to be true.” There is only one item: “Cupcakes are transformative.” That’s all. The only thing I know to be true. Even for lactose intolerant people? Also, people on diets. Also, Ramadan. See, the one thing I know to be true is that nothing is consistently true.